Mexico

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This fax outlines the benefits given to illegal aliens in a unique way.  I don’t think we would get quite the same welcome if one of us tried to cross the border as suggested in this fax.

The fax is based on an email I received.  I do not know who the original author was but I would be more than happy to give him credit for this well written piece.

TEXT OF FAX

Dear [Representative’s name here]:

I'm planning to move my extended family (18-20 mouths) to Mexico, and I would like you to help me. 

We're planning to simply walk across the border into Mexico.  We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.  I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

Please tell your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over and I will be expecting the following: 

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.    All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.

3.  I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.    Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.    I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.  Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

4. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.  I plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.

5. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.

6. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th.  I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

7. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start, and of course I want to be able to vote in all the local and national elections.

8. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.  I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thanks for all your help.

Sincerely,

[your name here]