Immigration

MEMBER INFO:

Our government seems to have a problem understanding that we want something done about the people that cross our borders illegally. Maybe if they knew how other countries handled this situation, they would be willing to listen to our demands concerning illegal immigrants. If not, perhaps the fax below will help them understand that if they don’t do something about the illegal immigrants, we will take matters into our own hands come November 2010!

TEXT OF FAX:

Dear [representatives’ names here]

Let me see if I understand all this....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR......

IF YOU GO INTO CHINA ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE CONSIDERED A SPY AND GET HARD PRISON TIME.....

IF YOU GO INTO GERMANY ILLEGALLY, YOU GET A HEFTY FINE, WORK IT OFF OR PAY IT OFF, THEN DEPORTED........

IF YOU GO INTO ENGLAND ILLEGALLY, YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY JAILED AND DEPORTED........

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY....

BUT—IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:

1. A DRIVERS LICENSE
2. A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
3. WELFARE
4. FOOD STAMPS, AND
5. FREE HEALTH CARE?

I guess I still don't understand...

Maybe we need to VOTE OUR LAWMAKERS OUT.


GO GREEN!!  RECYCLE CONGRESS!!!

Sincerely,

[your name, state, and district here]